So first things first: THIS IS CRACK. Expect sex, zoophilia if you REEEEEEEEEEALLY stretch it (it’s handled as a joke but still), shota, crossdressing, Phoenix with breasts, radom nudity, and Phoenix and Edgeworth having an argument about drinking each other’s cum.
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